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…Killing people is my least favorite thing to do.
(via pantone200)
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When you realize that your teacher is absent

Or just forgets and decides his office is a cooler place to be…
Posted on May 16, 2012 via Pew pew pew. with 16,290 notes
Source: swag-swag-punch-a-bitch
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the third sex: lbenanti: today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion...
today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant)
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african…
HORNBILL
Posted on May 16, 2012 via sunshine and showers with 9,643 notes
Source: lbenanti
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by Bill Watterson (submitted by rednirnroot)
Posted on May 16, 2012 via Fuck Yeah, Dinosaur Art! with 546 notes
Source: fuckyeahdinoart
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WHAT SHOW IS THIS AND WHY AM I NOT WATCHING IT?
Posted on May 16, 2012 via second impact with 4,530 notes
Source: second-impact
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Basically IRE* #4
Posted on May 16, 2012 via Agent 3Z with 210 notes
Source: lickystickypickywe
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When someone makes me laugh
If it’s on a date:

If it’s my friend:

If it’s my best friend:

Submitted by currytastic
Posted on May 15, 2012 via #whatshouldwecallme with 5,024 notes
Source: whatshouldwecallme
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By Adrián Villar Rojas, a most fascinating environmental sculpture, a to scale blue whale situated in Ushuaia, Ukraine. The subtle addition of the tree stumps to make it look like it is already being assimilated by nature, brilliant touch.
Posted on May 15, 2012 via The Rhumboogie with 10,850 notes
Source: thisiscolossal.com
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When work is continually slow…
And you only do like 2 hours worth of work in a 7 hour day. You start thinking about things to do….. Like cleaning.
Oh maaaan, I am going to swifter the duck out of that Epson. All 40 inches of it.
*fuck
Thanks autocorrect…
Posted on May 15, 2012 via Boots 'n Cats with 3 notes
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